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"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

-Albert Einstein

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thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

Theo James leaving the ArcLight Cinemas in Los Angeles (July 29)

konception:

the evolution of the iphone.

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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punkassliam:

If Steal My Girl isnt Stole My Heart 2.0 im going to be so mad

zaynmalif:

what an icon

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

troyetrxye:

chefyk:

This family is literal perfection.

SLAYGE